Consider this your first Public Service Announcement mixed with the News!….
Beware people in chicken mascot suits! One minute they will be protesting alongside PETA in Manila, Philippines against some horrible abuse of the International Declaration of Poultry Rights…
…and the next they will biting the heads of your children! You never know what will come over someone dressed in a giant chicken suit. Don’t let this happen to you or someone you love.
This has been a message from your local Chicken Diction broadcasting network. You now may return to your regular scheduled programming.