Well it’s the day that mostly does not exist. At least 75% of the time. I hope you used it well and didn’t squander it like all the rest of your days with so much laziness and sloth. I know I didn’t. In fact I just got back from stuffing myself at my favorite local Mexican restaurant, El Minuto, with more abandon than usual simply because it was an extra, special day. And now I have updated Chicken Diction. (Whew.) All very important things. Don’t you think that we should all be paid overtime for working an extra day this year? Time and a half is definitely our due, I say. Tonight I think I will cut my hair. Wow. What would I have ever done without an extra day like this. This is your day to make a difference. Don’t frack it up. That’s right, I’m addicted to Battlestar Galactica, and I’m not afraid to say it. And I’ll use my extra day however I please.